Welcome to the Crown Heights Braun “Beth Din”.
The following is NOT an original 1bigcholent production. Yes, the following article looks like a sarcastic article written by 1bigcholent, but I kid you not, it is a real article posted on a meshichist web-site and written by a Meshichist named Gershon Avtzon, Rosh Yeshivas Lubavitch Cincinnati:
By Rabbi Gershon Avtzon, Rosh Yeshivas Lubavitch Cincinnati:
Dear leaders of “Eishel – Hachnasas Orchim” and “Beis Midrash Lenashim”
I am writing this letter of Chizzuk to you because I know how I would feel of I was in your “shoes” right now.
I am sure that inside some of you are feeling disappointed and even angry at some of the current events. You – like the rest of Lubavitch – have seen the notices posted all over crown heights, Israel and the internet that there are new organizations that will be “taking care” of the Ruchnius and Gashmius of the guests – boys and girls – this coming Tishrei.
Quote of the day:
“Seeing those who claimed that there is no need to spend Tishrei in 770, taking action and organizing activities and Shiurim and trying to emulate Hachnosas Orchim, is a reason for happiness and gladness” say the organizers at Eshel.
You don’t write an article with a headline like this, ‘Eshel To Provide For Thousands of Men & Women, Boys & Girls’ (9/16/14),
Unless you are nervous and responding about headlines like this,
Girls Being Welcomed For ‘Tishrei’ (9/14/14)
Flashback: How Eshel Transports it’s girls