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On July 20, 1969, Ida is watching TV and she watches in amazement a report that the United States just landed a man on the moon.
So excited, she calls up the old Jewish lady from upstairs “Mrs Beikowitz! Mrs Beikowitz! Did you hear? They landed man on the moon!”.
In her calm voice Mrs. Berkowitz replies, “Big deal! When you got money… you can travel!”
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters:
“C Z W I X N O S T A C Z”
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read it?” the Polish guy says, “I know the guy!”
Wishing you a great Shabbos, and hope you enjoy this weeks Cholent