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A few short jokes for a short week…

There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, “You should’ve been here at 8:30!”

The guy replies, “Why? What happened at 8:30?”

What’s wrong with lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else seems to think that they’re jokes.

Try this one on your friends…

[ask them to]

“Say Knock Knock”

[then you reply]

“Who’s there?”

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